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Air Canada "We're not Happy til You're not Happy"

Air Canada "We're not Happy til You're not Happy"Air Canada "We're not Happy til You're not Happy"Air Canada "We're not Happy til You're not Happy"

Air Canada "We're not Happy til You're not Happy"

Air Canada "We're not Happy til You're not Happy"Air Canada "We're not Happy til You're not Happy"Air Canada "We're not Happy til You're not Happy"

1-800-NoAnswa

Good luck reaching us! 

We'll never answer your call. 

"We're not happy til you're not happy"

"We're not happy til you're not happy""We're not happy til you're not happy""We're not happy til you're not happy"
Call us! You'd have better luck reaching The Pope!

Good luck reaching us! 

We'll never answer your call. 

"We're not happy til you're not happy"

"We're not happy til you're not happy""We're not happy til you're not happy""We're not happy til you're not happy"
Call us! You'd have better luck reaching The Pope!
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About Us

Our Background

We are a group of people who are well-versed in the art of making our customers outraged. We specialize in not delivering on our promises.  In fact, if we have a chance to satisfy a customer need, we strive to do exactly the opposite. We have many years of unhappy customer experiences  with us!

Our Services

Whether you're looking for a short flight or you need to fly across the country , we have you covered! Simple tell one of our specialists where you want to go and we'll do our best to make sure you get there late or better yet, don't even get to your destination at all. We work directly with our customers to make them unhappy.

DisSatisfaction Guaranteed

While working with us, we want you to be completely unhappy with the experience. If you have questions about us, our services, or even travel tips, get in touch! We hope you continue to book with us for many years to come so we can continue to screw you.

Meet the Team

Customer Service Clerk

Customer Service Clerk

Customer Service Clerk

"I love our Motto. We're not happy till you're not happy and I make sure I live by it. I will pretend I don't hear you and I strive to give you exactly the opposite of what you want. You will get the ultimate unhappy customer experience with me and Air Canada"

Ryan The Manager

Customer Service Clerk

Customer Service Clerk

"I'm your Air Canada Manager at Pearson Airport. I have the title manager but when it comes right down to it I have the brains of a tiny rodent and pretend I have no pull at all to keep you from getting to your destination on time. I am most proud of making Air Canada Customers super unhappy"

Baggage Clerk

Customer Service Clerk

Baggage Clerk

"I love our customers but quite frankly, I am powerless to do anything about it. I agree with the motto. We're not happy, til you're not happy. I don't want to agree with it but that's what our staff seems to be trained to do"

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