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"We're not happy til you're not happy"
Good luck reaching us!
We'll never answer your call.
"We're not happy til you're not happy"
About Us
Our Background
We are a group of people who are well-versed in the art of making our customers outraged. We specialize in not delivering on our promises. In fact, if we have a chance to satisfy a customer need, we strive to do exactly the opposite. We have many years of unhappy customer experiences with us!
Our Services
Whether you're looking for a short flight or you need to fly across the country , we have you covered! Simple tell one of our specialists where you want to go and we'll do our best to make sure you get there late or better yet, don't even get to your destination at all. We work directly with our customers to make them unhappy.
DisSatisfaction Guaranteed
While working with us, we want you to be completely unhappy with the experience. If you have questions about us, our services, or even travel tips, get in touch! We hope you continue to book with us for many years to come so we can continue to screw you.
Meet the Team
Customer Service Clerk
Customer Service Clerk
Customer Service Clerk
"I love our Motto. We're not happy till you're not happy and I make sure I live by it. I will pretend I don't hear you and I strive to give you exactly the opposite of what you want. You will get the ultimate unhappy customer experience with me and Air Canada"
Ryan The Manager
Customer Service Clerk
Customer Service Clerk
"I'm your Air Canada Manager at Pearson Airport. I have the title manager but when it comes right down to it I have the brains of a tiny rodent and pretend I have no pull at all to keep you from getting to your destination on time. I am most proud of making Air Canada Customers super unhappy"
Baggage Clerk
Customer Service Clerk
Baggage Clerk
"I love our customers but quite frankly, I am powerless to do anything about it. I agree with the motto. We're not happy, til you're not happy. I don't want to agree with it but that's what our staff seems to be trained to do"
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